Enjoy Everlasting Shitting Nirvana

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
by George Appiah

Did you use to “read the Graphic” as you were sitting on the old John? Do you still do it? I do. I started this habit way back then … when I was learning the skill of multi-tasking. And habits, they say die hard.

But now Roto Rooter, a plumbing services company based in the United States is making it easier than ever to get onto the multi-tasking wagon. They’re giving away a toilet unlike any you’ve seen or probably dreamt of before: fully fitted with a Microsoft Xbox 360 core system, a 30GB Apple iPod, a Phillips 20″ LCD Flat-Panel TV, an Avanti Compact Refrigerator … the list goes on and on.

And my favorite fitting?

The Megaphone: Need more toilet paper? Just excited you’re in the John? Make yourself heard up to 300 feet away with this megaphone. You’ll want to shout about this John.

Hey … this sweepstakes is only open to US residents … but it’ll sure spark up your creative genes. So take a look at it all the same. Be sure to hover your mouse over each of the fittings to see a description and suggested usage . Check it out now