Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Enjoy Everlasting Shitting Nirvana
Did you use to “read the Graphic” as you were sitting on the old John? Do you still do it? I do. I started this habit way back then … when I was learning the skill of multi-tasking. And habits, they say die hard.
But now Roto Rooter, a plumbing services company based in the United States is making it easier than ever to get onto the multi-tasking wagon. They’re giving away a toilet unlike any you’ve seen or probably dreamt of before: fully fitted with a Microsoft Xbox 360 core system, a 30GB Apple iPod, a Phillips 20″ LCD Flat-Panel TV, an Avanti Compact Refrigerator … the list goes on and on.
And my favorite fitting?
The Megaphone: Need more toilet paper? Just excited you’re in the John? Make yourself heard up to 300 feet away with this megaphone. You’ll want to shout about this John.

Hey … this sweepstakes is only open to US residents … but it’ll sure spark up your creative genes. So take a look at it all the same. Be sure to hover your mouse over each of the fittings to see a description and suggested usage
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