I’ve been laughing my heart out for the past hour, thanks to a great insulting tool I’ve discovered. Yep you read correctly… even insults can make my day! Just visit The Shakespearean Insulter and get insulted! You’ll be greeted with one big insult — a quotation from one of Shakespeare’s works. And if that’s not enough for you, just click on “Insult Me Again” for more Shakespearean insults.

Here are a couple insults, along with the original Shakespeare’s books in which they’re taken from:

• [Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. — As You Like It!
• Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking. — Anthony and Cleopatra
• There’s no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is all filled up with guts and midriff. — Henry IV, part I
• Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man! — The Two Gentlemen of Verona
• Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. — All’s Well That Ends Well

Go get insulted by Shakespeare now.